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⭐️文章节选，闲暇之余翻译放松一下，但全文其实还是按顺序在翻译的。全文gacha同步，段子就不放啦，本是同根生嘛
⭐️就是从A is For里，我看到了英语的张力OAO若有翻译不妥，务必请多指教！
⭐️大约最后一、两章的地方有这段文字

他开始解开自己的皮带。
“你偷偷窥视到了你将会得到的吊炸的道歉礼物——”
“不——不用太谢谢你了，阿尔弗雷德！”亚瑟快速地说道，用手抓住阿尔弗雷德的手来制止他，“这已经够了。我不想看到你……掏出你的奇迹之剑或者你另一个晚上说的乱七八糟的什么。”
阿尔弗雷德翻了个白眼，但是松开了抓着皮带的手。
“超级吊之真理与正义之剑。”他淡定地说。“类似于超人的主题，你知道吗？还有，我想我应该对你没有注意听而深感荣幸——尽管我打赌你不记得我叫你的叫什么。”
“并不，事实上我是知道的。”亚瑟一本正经地回答，“还有，如果你再叫它誓约胜利之剑（Excalibar），我会掐死你。”

译者注：Excalibar，看过Fate的人应该知道，saber的宝器嘛，历史上是指【传说中不列颠国王亚瑟王从湖之仙女那得到的圣剑】。

附原文：
He started to unbuckle his belt. "You get a sneak-peek of the awesome prize you get for accepting my apology—"
"N-no thankyou, Alfred!" Arthur said quickly, grabbing Alfred's hands and stopping him. "That's quite alright. I don't need to see you... drawing your Wonder-Sword or whatever nonsense you said the other night."
Alfred rolled his eyes but let go of his belt.
"Super-Awesome Sword of Truth and Justice," he said flatly. "Superman-kinda-theme, you know? Still, I guess I should be flattered that you weren't paying attention – even though I bet you don't remember what I called yours."
"Yes, I do, as a matter of fact," Arthur replied primly, "and if you ever call it 'Excalibur' again, I will wring your neck."




⭐️你应该知道他们在说什么（笑）